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I’m starting to do things that my dad does. I’m not even angry, why is my forehead do knotty?

I’m starting to do things that my dad does. I’m not even angry, why is my forehead do knotty?

stargates:

why is this so hard

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archiemcphee:

We wouldn’t blame you if you assumed that these indescribably awesome portraits of John Malkovich are photoshop job, but they aren’t. American portrait photographer Sandro Miller and, of course, the inimitable John Malkovich who collaborated to recreate a wide variety of iconically famous photographs.

Here you see their sublimely surreal recreations of Diane Arbus' Identical Twins, Herb Ritts' photos of Jack Nicholson as The Joker, Dorothea Lange’s Migrant Mother, Andy Warhol’s Self Portrait (Fright Wig), Arthur Sasse’s photo of Albert Einstein Sticking Out His Tongue, and Philippe Halsman’s portrait of Salvador Dalí.

The longer we look at these photos, the harder it is to convince ourselves that we’re actually awake.

Click here to view more (warning: some of the photos are NSFW).

Click here for a wonderful Chicago Tribune profile of Sandro Miller.

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Malkovich malkovich malkovich. Malkovich? Malkovich malkovich malkovich Malkovich malkovich.

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legalmexican:

samaelcarver:

The Meme of our Years.

this post is beautiful

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waterbears:

etsy understands me

waterbears:

etsy understands me

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s t i n k y    f a c e

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Bertmern

Bertmern

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snakes do this after they eat to re-hinge their jaw but it’s still rly cute <3

snakes do this after they eat to re-hinge their jaw but it’s still rly cute <3

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victoriousvocabulary:

FORINSECAL

[adjective]

foreign; alien; extrinsic. 

Etymology: from Latin forinsecus, ‘from without”, derived from forās, “outside”.

[Vladimir Stankovic]

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