What The Fuck Is This Shit

Typing With My Vagina Since m,lfsd oie90993

mentalalchemy:

why-and-or-bother:

why did this need to be created

god damn it

mentalalchemy:

makethelastonecount:

I cannot wait to be in your arms asleep, then to wake up at 3 am just to give you those middle of the night kisses, and snuggle up closer and sleep for the rest of the night.

I say this to my weed each night

unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

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(Source: elosilla, via mentalalchemy)

titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

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imnotjailbait:

shes like an an alcoholic elementary school teacher

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hiddentavern:

“Majora’s Mask - Wooden Replica”
by supermaRiio

hiddentavern:

Majora’s Mask - Wooden Replica

by supermaRiio

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owlturdcomix:

The one constant.

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fuckyeahmathuandersen:

”See the Good I do …..The Love,Warmth and Wisdom I am willing to impart. Perhaps one day soon I will put this in a kinescope form but until then here is something to print out and use as kindling starter for your next barbecue. I have provided you with 3 noses to pick from. I myself like to contour wet using cremes but powder works just as well……personal preference really. SO just the basics, try to find something neutral with a bit of life for the shadow. A tad of irridescents…..and I do mean a tad…. can bring the highlight to life. It is important to bring your face color and concealers up into the slope of the nose to diminish its depth and …..remember light and tight. Ignore your actual nose completely and paint on the nose you want and then blend the hell out of it. If you are getting results you like and are starting to feel frisky try a darker V on the tip underside …..create a diamond tip ….contour those nostrils….keep going till you can hardly breathe. If you delight and impress me I shall impart the secret of the beige rainbow…..mmmm hhmm……. Now away to me powder monkeys” ~Mathu Andersen

fuckyeahmathuandersen:

See the Good I do …..The Love,Warmth and Wisdom I am willing to impart. Perhaps one day soon I will put this in a kinescope form but until then here is something to print out and use as kindling starter for your next barbecue. I have provided you with 3 noses to pick from. I myself like to contour wet using cremes but powder works just as well……personal preference really. SO just the basics, try to find something neutral with a bit of life for the shadow. A tad of irridescents…..and I do mean a tad…. can bring the highlight to life. It is important to bring your face color and concealers up into the slope of the nose to diminish its depth and …..remember light and tight. Ignore your actual nose completely and paint on the nose you want and then blend the hell out of it. If you are getting results you like and are starting to feel frisky try a darker V on the tip underside …..create a diamond tip ….contour those nostrils….keep going till you can hardly breathe. If you delight and impress me I shall impart the secret of the beige rainbow…..mmmm hhmm……. Now away to me powder monkeys” ~Mathu Andersen

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afgaganistan:

flipping your pillow over to the cold side

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Biting your pillow as your ass is being rammed.

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